Keepy Ups

13 November 2007

MyFootballClub picked a club.

MyFootballClub has agreed a deal in principle to purchase a controlling stake in Ebbsfleet United FC. Placed 9th in the Conference, Ebbsfleet United FC is one promotion from reaching the Football League for the first time in its history.

I think i will put in my 35quid or however much it is, but I really don't hope that it stops a team on it's way to the league. It's got a very convoluted system. Including members of myfootballclub.com voting on players and starters etc etc. It's really bad.

Posted by Chrissy at 6:24 AM 0 comments

Labels: COMMUNISM I TELLS YA, ebbsfleet united fc, Ideas to Blow up in one's Face, myfootballclub

12 November 2007

Aussies are funny.

Sky Sports | Football | Premier League | News | Cahill hits out at Essien

Everton ace Tim Cahill has hit out at Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien for his tackle on Leon Osman.

Essien was booked for a late lunge on Osman during the 1-1 draw between the two sides at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.

Osman escaped serious injury in the tackle and Cahill believes Essien should apologise for the challenge.

Cahill then followed up by saying that he believes that Ronaldo and Gerrard should stop diving and he believes in Santa.

Posted by Chrissy at 7:12 AM 0 comments

Labels: Chelsea, Divers, Dogdy Tackles, England, English Premiership, Everton

my scallie cred is plus 2000

Quick post: After a bit of an ebay splurge--I now have 8 replica Man City shirts. I'm playing catchup with Footie Geeza and Footie Neighbor

I also have big fuck off hoop earrings.

Try not to hate.

Posted by Chrissy at 6:54 AM 3 comments

Labels: gear, Kits, pictures of your hostess, post of no consequence, scallie

11 November 2007

Italian football is out of control

I'm so angry right now about the state of Italian Football. I am ranting at a friend on IM over the corruption and violence and how everything just needs to fucking STOP.

After what happened in Sicily last year the whole season should have been behind closed doors
"Italian Bizzies Are ASSHOLES" from the beating of Man Utd Fans in Rome this year to today's shooting, these fuckers are out of control. Something to be said against compulsory police service--if they don't wanna be there, they won't give a fuck. HOW THE HELL DO YOU SHOOT SOMEONE TO BREAK UP A FIST FIGHT?? Further, I believe that a lot of the violence in Italy has escalated due to poor crowd control. NOT hooliganism.
Match Fixing -- How could a team punished for Match fixing be allowed to compete in MUCH LESS WIN the fucking Champion's League? I'm not even going to get into the laughable punishment that Juventus received.

It's just a horrible situation all around, obviously. While it's really easy to blame the people involved and the hooliganism which of course is a factor, the institutional corruption of Italian government and Football plays a much bigger part. I'm a radical at heart--so I see a lot of the violence as a reaction to this. Hopefully--this will be the sign that UEFA and FIFA need to clean up Italian football. If they can stop trying to deflect attention away by calling English (and Liverpool specifically) supporters the worst in Europe and actually pay attention to what's going on. If not, a lot more people are going to die both supporter and police.

Posted by Chrissy at 5:03 PM 1 comments

Labels: Hooliganism., italy, Lazio, Policing, Serie-a

Fantasy Team: Why the fuck do I have Michael Owen.

Now, let me explain that this is the stupidest fantasy league among the 3 I pay attention to (I have a premierleague.com team that's middling and a yahoo team that's like 90th percentile--don't hate). It is also the highest stakes because it's the one that my local does and you win shit--I mean stuff.

Anyway, you get 55 million pounds and only 20 transfers a year (which is why I'm riding out the RVP injury). You get 3 points for an goal 2 points for an assist and a complicated system with defenders (1 point for 60 minutes on and 2 points for a clean sheet and minus 1 point for the second goal conceded and every goal thereafter). Pick a captain and their points are doubled.

There are no points for tackles or balls won or anything else, so it's really hard to get a good team because obviously the goal scorers are expensive. You hope for some dark horses like Petrov (MC) or Elano. Of course they've done SFA since I put them on.

I had a really good week this week because of fucking Cristiano Ronaldo my captain--from three people. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WIN. I mean I'm still doing really well locally and I'm also winning the Philly Scouse Contingent mini league, but I'm really ashamed of my team. If I could get more than 20 transfers I'd put Almunia in goal and get rid of Owen and Geremi. I think I put them in after a bad injury week and Newcastle must have had a decent week--but I'm not sure when that is.

I'm sorry I subjected you to my shitty team.

Posted by Chrissy at 3:57 PM 4 comments

Labels: English Premiership, fantasy team, shame

10 November 2007

Liverpool manage to put me to sleep for only 81 minutes before salvaging their title hopes

So I was watching Liverpool at home instead of at the pub with the Philadelphia Scouse Contingent (of which Footie Geeza is a proud member / leader in debauchery) and holy shit I was bored. First half there was one real gasping chance that Crouchinho had bouncing off the crossbar. Then we were bored for another 35 minutes further until Fernando Torres (El Nino, la) scored. It was a nice goal (not on youtube yet) then 4 minutes later. There was a WELL dodgy penalty that shouldn't have been awarded but Steven Gerrard proved his worth by converting. So there you go a 2-0 win that probably should have been 1-0 but even that isn't a fair enough scoreline for how well Fulham were defending all match (until the last 10 minutes which is pretty much their "thing" now).

Ok now onto the important things. The glasses really do make Lawrie Sanchez not look like an idiot.

Before

After

hmm...

Actually in that last picture he looks a bit... hr I dunno.

What do you reckon?

Posted by Chrissy at 6:34 PM 1 comments

Labels: Elvis Costello, England, English Premiership, Fulham, Lawrie Sanchez, Liverpool FC

09 November 2007

Confirmed: England Strikers are made of glass and paper

Sky Sports | Football | News | Rooney suffers injury blow

Wayne Rooney is facing four weeks on the sidelines after suffering an ankle injury in training.

The Manchester United striker will now miss England's final Euro 2008 qualifier against Croatia at Wembley on 21st November.

I know England was depending on Israel to beat Russia but I'm not even sure they can beat Croatia now.

BBC SPORT | Football | Holloway column

STEPHEN IRELAND'S SUPERMAN SHORTS

He's a complete fruitcake, that bloke, isn't he? We've got to be careful with him, he's after the old crazy mantle and he's going to win it hands down.

You'd better ask Superman what he thinks about it, someone impersonating him playing for Man City.

I, like Pies, love Ollie and he's 100% Ireland is a fucking fruitcake. He's steppin in for Sir Joey of Barton. Only with more dead Nans.

BBC SPORT | Football | Gossip | Friday's gossip column

Jose Mourinho has been involved in a playground spat with a 12-year-old boy. The former Chelsea boss was not so special when he was forced to write a formal apology to one of his daughter's classmates after pulling the child's hair.

I also think Jose is fucking Legend and can not wait for him to come back to England and manage some team with money. The unintentional hilarity will last for ages.

oh another note, I started tracking traffic into this site (so there are 30 of you not 2--wooooo) and someone came in through searching google for "fucking old birds". classic. Sorry to disappoint. I'm only 26.

Posted by Chrissy at 5:35 PM 0 comments

Labels: England, England Strikers Made of Glass, Euro 2008, Ian Holloway, Internationals, Jose Mourinho, Man City, picking on little girls, Stephen Ireland, Wayne Rooney

08 November 2007

Pele is a FRIGGIN IDIOT

I did have this before PIES but admittedly in my twitter so it doesn't COUNT.

Pele Wants Defensive Walls Banned

Pele has called on world governing body FIFA to ban defending teams setting up walls after conceding free-kicks close to the box.

Basically he doesn't think it's fair that you can pull down a striker right outside the penalty box when he's about to score and then get to put 10 people behind the ball to keep him from scoring. I admit that he has more of a point than that on his head. However, giving basically long range penalty kicks will result in every Mediterranean and Steven Gerrard falling down all they can.

Besides aren't goals like this all the more exciting because of a wall?

apologies for the video phone doesn't seem like there's any proper shots on youtube.

Posted by Chrissy at 12:04 PM 0 comments

Labels: Brasilians, Divers, Elano, Ideas to Blow up in one's Face, Pele, youtube

100th post!! Crisy ate all the pies!

woo all 2 of my readers can celebrate with this new classic quote via Who Ate All The Pies.

Staff at Old Trafford have told the pacy Portuguese to cut back on his intake of pies before he begins to put on weight. Ronaldo said: "I dated a girl from Manchester and she showed me that steak pies and chips are very good. But I have to be careful. the club do not want me to eat too much of this food as it would not be good for my game. They have told me they do not want me gaining any extra weight."

I could not stop laughing at this.

Northerners will always lead you astray a fact to which yours truly can attest.

Posted by Chrissy at 12:01 PM 4 comments

Labels: Cristiano Ronaldo, fatties, Man Utd, Northern Women, PIES

Micah Richards reveals more about team camaraderie than I'd ever hope to know

From his always insipid BBC Sport Column

To be honest, I was supposed to do that celebration with him. We both bought the same pants at the same time!

However, I was not playing so I could not join him - and I am quite pleased now because otherwise I would have got the same stick.

Well then. I can just picture them in the Asda by Eastlands buying their undies together and talking about how fantastic it will be when one of them scores a goal to flash the world their knickers.

I miss "good scouser" Kevin Nolan's column.

Posted by Chrissy at 7:59 AM 0 comments

Labels: Footballers behaving badly, footballers try to "write", knickers, Manchester City, Micah Richards, Steven Ireland

07 November 2007

Dear Dave Whelan:

Let me cut to the chase: Paul Jewell over Graeme Souness EVERY FUCKING TIME

Love,

FB

ps., it's a shame you can't have Jimmy Bullard back but he's hurt so Fulham isn't enjoying him right now either.

Posted by Chrissy at 7:22 PM 1 comments

Labels: England, English Premiership, Graeme Souness, Paul Jewell, Wigan

Liverpool 8 - 0 Besiktas - in which our Footie Bird's closet Scouse sympathy comes to light.

I only got to the pub in the 75th minute to meet with the Footie Geeza yesterday. I still got to see 3 goals.

Peter Crouch helps Liverpool to new heights in record win | European Football - Times Online

Liverpool set a Champions League record last night with an 8-0 victory over Besiktas, the most resounding in the competition in its revised format. They may still require victories in their final two group games to reach the last 16, but an emphatic triumph, the club’s biggest in any competition since 1989 and best in Europe for 27 years, has given their campaign a spectacular, if overdue, kick-start.

Kuyt will still start on Saturday because Rafa is a stubborn bastard. I mean he's right in a way--Crouch is rubbish, but he's on form. Even those 10 minutes he gets to play at the end of the match esin the league he's really looking stellar. BUT HE'S RUBBISH omg it makes my head spin.

Another thing that makes my head spin.

ESPNsoccernet - UEFA Champions League - Valencia v Rosenborg Report

VALENCIA, November 6 (Champions League) - Ronald Koeman's Valencia career got off to a dismal start on Tuesday after visiting Rosenborg stunned his new charges in their Champions League Group B clash at the Mestalla.

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???? Rosenborg who finished 5th in the Tippeligaen (and my beloved IK Start were relegated), and they beat Valencia twice?!?!? Will Rosenborg benefit next year from the Liverpool rule?? If Porto could win so could Rosenborg haha.

They're being raided by all the big sides of their players after beating big clubs so it'll be interesting to see what happens.

Posted by Chrissy at 6:41 AM 0 comments

Labels: Besiktas, Champion's League, Liverpool FC, Rosenborg, valencia, WTF

06 November 2007

In which our Footie Bird laughs at Stevie Ireland's pants

Boring match last night save for this strange goal celebration:

I've got the match on tape and Setanta kept showing it from all angles, but I have no way to get the tape onto youtube, because I'm old school like that.

At least the FA isn't going to fine him.

Posted by Chrissy at 6:36 AM 2 comments

Labels: English Premiership, Manchester City, Oh those Oirish, Steven Ireland, Superman Pants?

05 November 2007

World Cup Bid Analysis: Stadia

Some People Are On The Pitch: World Cup 2018: Who's got the stadia?

The excellent Chris (the reason I've not thrown the towel in on this blog yet) posted a fantastic analysis of which countries have the stadia infrastructure to host the World Cup in 2018.

It's really informative and basically highlights what England needs to do to get the bid. And why China and the US are prolly set.

Personally, I'm pulling for the US or England so that I can go easily. Travel around the US will be expensive (unless your FB learns to drive in the next 11 years, which is not likely). Travel TO England will be expensive but once I'm there it'll be relatively cheap to travel around.

Posted by Chrissy at 8:43 AM 2 comments

Labels: England, SPAOTP, USA, World Cup 2018

Reading Footballers to Pay for Manchester Trip: A good start.

Reading players will subsidise the trip for fans visiting Manchester City on 24 November - partly because of the club's inconsistent start to the season.
The Royals squad, currently 12th in the Premier League, have donated £5,000 to supporters heading to Eastlands.
Reading captain Graeme Murty told BBC Sport: "We know that at the moment we are massively inconsistent.
"It's not easy to justify spending so much money to watch us perform and this is giving something back to the fans."

What a fantastic thing for them to do! It's a acknowlegement of their shit form as well as a fact that they are a damn CLUB not a business. While their players aren't getting John Terry money, they will not be put out by sponsoring a bus from Reading to Manchester. It's a shame that the fans will still have to pay out of control prices at Eastlands.

Last year some clubs (in the North but not City) decided to lower ticket prices with the increased television revenue. Those clubs (with the exception of Blackburn) are not doing super well this year but at least the fans know that they are not being gouged for the privillege of seeing shitty football.

Posted by Chrissy at 8:40 AM 0 comments

Labels: England, English Premiership, Manchester City, Reading

A quick post to make up for not posting yesterday...

soccerfans: If England were to win the world cup....

If England were to win the world cup....
.....do you guys think they would swap their jerseys?

Why the rest of the world hates American ~~football~~ soccer fans.

Let's deal with the Immediate task at hand shall we?

Posted by Chrissy at 5:45 AM 0 comments

Labels: England, Euro 2008, idiots, International, World Cup 2038

03 November 2007

New Feature: Matches I watched today in 1-3 words

Arsenal - Man Utd - exciting, but laaaaame
Wigan - Chelski - yawn
Blackburn - Liverpool stoprotatingand getridof kuyt (what?)

I had an eye on: Boro / Spurs, Newcastle/Pompey but they were kinda boring.

much like this post

Posted by Chrissy at 10:23 PM 0 comments

Labels: Arsenal, Blackburn, CSKA Chelski, England, English Premiership, Liverpool FC, Man Utd, trying to force an entry, Wigan

02 November 2007

Ian Wright is an Asshole --hit and run entry

Ex-footballer Ian Wright in race row with African traffic warden| News | This is London

Ian Wright, the former footballer and television presenter, has been accused of calling an African traffic warden a "monkey".

He is also alleged to have told the man to "**** off back to his own country" in a dispute over a parking ticket.

Wright denies all the warden's claims, which followed the row outside his home in St John's Wood, North London.

Ian Wright confronts the traffic warden

"He's a liar," he said.

"He called me a white man who lives in a white man's road.

"I said to him, 'I'm sure your parents are happy that you've come to England and been a traffic warden instead of a lawyer or something'."

Ian Wright is an asshole, I believe he would have called an African guy a Monkey. Simply because he is too stupid to come up with his own insult. That "white man in a white man's road" comment sounds so fucking made up. It sounds like something Wrighty said white footballers said to him in the 90s. I really do believe that Ian Wright would have done this. I have no respect for the man.

Also, BBC. Please learn to write. This article about the same incident is atrocious. I had to google to find another article to find out what was going on. BBC NEWS | UK | England | London | Ex-footballer denies 'race abuse'

Posted by Chrissy at 7:19 PM 0 comments

Labels: assholes, Ian Wright, Racism in football, Racist minorities

01 November 2007

Let's try this again! (fb post)

So it's November and I am going to try to NaBloPoMo this month. That's write a post every day in November in the hopes that it will start a habit and this blog will turn out to be something. I love football and talk about it 24/7 srsly, but I can never get my ass together enough to actually update this blog.

First off, the Scotsman wins for the headline to this article:

Scotsman.com News - Balls up at cup draw by top politician

THE draw for the semi-final of the CIS Insurance Cup has descended into farce after it emerged that one of Scotland's most senior politicians apparently messed it up.

Hearts were initially told they would be facing Dundee United after First Minister Alex Salmond performed the draw live on BBC television.

But within hours it emerged that his colleague, the Scottish Parliament's Presiding Officer Alex Fergusson, had matched up the wrong teams with the balls which Salmond pulled out.

Hearts were then told they would be playing Rangers instead.

Hearts just beat Celtic 2-0 yesterday and then get told they've got to plan fucking Rangers after thinking they've had a (relative) cakewalk. I'd be fucking PISSED OFF too. Rangers are on fire this year. How a member of Scottish Parliament can fuck up 4 balls numbered 1-4 is beyond me.

Actually, it's not beyond me but I thought I'd be nice to the Scots for my first post "back". Don't expect another kind word about Rangers tho.

Posted by Chrissy at 7:32 PM 0 comments

Labels: Dumb Pols, Hearts, Rangers, Scotland, Scottish Cup

22 October 2007

Quick Note

To let you know I'm alive (I started a new job been busy) and to say THIS is unadulterated bullshit.

If Dida were English or played for an English side Uefa would have decapitated him already and paraded his head around Europe.

It's crap.

Posted by Chrissy at 8:49 AM 0 comments

Labels: AC Milan, Bullshit, Celtic, Champions League, Dida

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