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Sky Sports | Football | News | Rooney suffers injury blow

Wayne Rooney is facing four weeks on the sidelines after suffering an ankle injury in training.

The Manchester United striker will now miss England's final Euro 2008 qualifier against Croatia at Wembley on 21st November.

I know England was depending on Israel to beat Russia but I'm not even sure they can beat Croatia now.


BBC SPORT | Football | Holloway column

STEPHEN IRELAND'S SUPERMAN SHORTS

He's a complete fruitcake, that bloke, isn't he? We've got to be careful with him, he's after the old crazy mantle and he's going to win it hands down.

You'd better ask Superman what he thinks about it, someone impersonating him playing for Man City.

I, like Pies, love Ollie and he's 100% Ireland is a fucking fruitcake. He's steppin in for Sir Joey of Barton. Only with more dead Nans.


BBC SPORT | Football | Gossip | Friday's gossip column

Jose Mourinho has been involved in a playground spat with a 12-year-old boy. The former Chelsea boss was not so special when he was forced to write a formal apology to one of his daughter's classmates after pulling the child's hair.

I also think Jose is fucking Legend and can not wait for him to come back to England and manage some team with money. The unintentional hilarity will last for ages.

oh another note, I started tracking traffic into this site (so there are 30 of you not 2--wooooo) and someone came in through searching google for "fucking old birds". classic. Sorry to disappoint. I'm only 26.

soccerfans: If England were to win the world cup....

If England were to win the world cup....
.....do you guys think they would swap their jerseys?

Why the rest of the world hates American football soccer fans.

Let's deal with the Immediate task at hand shall we?