Micah Richards reveals more about team camaraderie than I'd ever hope to know
From his always insipid BBC Sport Column
To be honest, I was supposed to do that celebration with him. We both bought the same pants at the same time!
However, I was not playing so I could not join him - and I am quite pleased now because otherwise I would have got the same stick.
Well then. I can just picture them in the Asda by Eastlands buying their undies together and talking about how fantastic it will be when one of them scores a goal to flash the world their knickers.
I miss "good scouser" Kevin Nolan's column.
grandmom died. oh, she's not dead? I meant the other one. Oh, she's
alive too? it was my lying manipulative girlfriend. she had a
miscarriage. sry.
It reminds you that so many of these people are basically kids with more money than sense. And thickos too.