I am guessing by this picture that Norway is like France and you can't have alcoholic beverages on your kit. I'm just laughing because Norwegians love their alcoholic beverages if the guys down the pub are any indication. Also, I am not paying attention to the Tippeligaen since IK Start was relegated.
ps I swore i was making posts but they're not here nor in my drafts :( must look in another blog
Everton ace Tim Cahill has hit out at Chelsea midfielder Michael Essien for his tackle on Leon Osman.
Essien was booked for a late lunge on Osman during the 1-1 draw between the two sides at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.
Osman escaped serious injury in the tackle and Cahill believes Essien should apologise for the challenge.
An Everton supporter is walking through the streets of Liverpool when he sees a sale on at a video shop.
When he stops to look he sees a video called "Everton : The Glory Years". The guy enters the shop and asks how much the video costs.
The shop owner replies, "$300".
The Everton supporter exclaims "What! Im not paying $300 just for a video!"
The shop owner says "No, don't be silly, the video is $5 - the Beta-Max video player is $295!"
Up The Citizens
Liverpool is fucking boring
Andy Johnson is a bald sex machine.
That's really all you needed to know about the past week in English Footie
Footie Bird was going to attempt to liveblog the Merseyside Derby for all of her readers today but there were a couple of things stopping her from this.
