New Feature: Matches I watched today in 1-3 words
Wigan - Chelski - yawn
Blackburn - Liverpool stoprotatingand getridof kuyt (what?)
I had an eye on: Boro / Spurs, Newcastle/Pompey but they were kinda boring.
much like this post
Posted by Chrissy at 10:23 PM 0 comments
Labels: Arsenal, Blackburn, CSKA Chelski, England, English Premiership, Liverpool FC, Man Utd, trying to force an entry, Wigan
Ian Wright, the former footballer and television presenter, has been accused of calling an African traffic warden a "monkey".
He is also alleged to have told the man to "**** off back to his own country" in a dispute over a parking ticket.
Wright denies all the warden's claims, which followed the row outside his home in St John's Wood, North London.
Ian Wright confronts the traffic warden
"He's a liar," he said.
"He called me a white man who lives in a white man's road.
"I said to him, 'I'm sure your parents are happy that you've come to England and been a traffic warden instead of a lawyer or something'."
Posted by Chrissy at 7:19 PM 0 comments
Labels: assholes, Ian Wright, Racism in football, Racist minorities
THE draw for the semi-final of the CIS Insurance Cup has descended into farce after it emerged that one of Scotland's most senior politicians apparently messed it up.
Hearts were initially told they would be facing Dundee United after First Minister Alex Salmond performed the draw live on BBC television.
But within hours it emerged that his colleague, the Scottish Parliament's Presiding Officer Alex Fergusson, had matched up the wrong teams with the balls which Salmond pulled out.
Hearts were then told they would be playing Rangers instead.
Posted by Chrissy at 7:32 PM 0 comments
Labels: Dumb Pols, Hearts, Rangers, Scotland, Scottish Cup
To let you know I'm alive (I started a new job been busy) and to say THIS is unadulterated bullshit.
If Dida were English or played for an English side Uefa would have decapitated him already and paraded his head around Europe.
It's crap.
Posted by Chrissy at 8:49 AM 0 comments
Labels: AC Milan, Bullshit, Celtic, Champions League, Dida
Posted by Chrissy at 7:04 AM 0 comments
Labels: Classic, England, Man City, Manc Derby, Manchester United, youtube
Posted by Chrissy at 12:25 PM 1 comments
Labels: Kits, Manchester City, weakness

“I
wish to explain the circumstances surrounding my departure from the
Republic of Ireland international squad following the Euro 2008
qualifier against Slovakia in Bratislava last Saturday."
Posted by Chrissy at 12:16 PM 0 comments
Labels: Ireland, Manchester City, Steven Ireland
Second half, Emile Heskey is in the box by himself with a great chance to set up something fantastic. Sends the ball via a cheeky back heal to--a russian defender. English kid two stools down from me "Aww bless. He does try though"
Second half again, some mystery black guy scores for England making it three - nil. Everyone including myself and the aforementioned English kid get up and cheer. Camera zooms in on mystery black guy's face.
English kid and me: "OH FUCK". Then we look at each other and give high fives.
The goal scorer? Rio fucking Ferdinand.
English kid: "Well at least we'll get another series of Rio's world cup wind ups"
Ireland lost and there was some WELL DODGY sending off. Noirn lost on an own goal. SCOTLAND BEAT THE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS Norway drew. My 2nd favorite Norwegian scored the equalising goal (well early in the 1st half mind) of his rocket of a left foot.
Posted by Chrissy at 6:39 AM 0 comments
Labels: Emile Heskey, England, EURO, exercises in futility, Ireland, Northern Ireland, Norway, Scotland
Posted by Chrissy at 9:11 PM 0 comments
Labels: England, English Premiership, Funnies, Liverpool FC, Man City, youtube
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Labels: Man City, Manchester City, Seppos and footie
SVEN CAN MAKE `BIG IMPACT` - LAMPARD
Frank Lampard believes Sven-Goran Eriksson will be under pressure to succeed at Manchester City but backed him to make a "big impact".
Posted by Chrissy at 12:08 PM 0 comments
Labels: England, English Premiership, Fat Frank, I played shit here's my book, Manchester City, Sven-Goran Eriksson
DeMarcus Beasley signed for Rangers.
Jesus Christ Man City were fucking retarded to let him go.
Posted by Chrissy at 5:49 AM 0 comments
Labels: DeMarcus Beasley, Rangers, Scottish Premier League, USA
I’ve actually allowed myself to be trolled by a Sheffield Wednesday supporter, with the comment “Can we take a tour of the trophy room (Man City’s)? It won’t take long”, and counted down the list of top honors between the two clubs, since 1900. (Only top honors, because we all know that Manchester City have won the most Championship (nee Second Division) championships of any club–still beating Sunderland those mackem cnuts! )
Needless to say this was a pathetic exercise as well as an exercise in humility. I had no idea Sheff. Wed. won the league so many times. Mind you, they’ve not done it since 1930s but whatever.
WELL AT LEAST AN EASTLANDS’ STADIUM TOUR DOESN’T INVOLVE RENTING SCUBA GEAR
Posted by Chrissy at 11:06 AM 1 comments
Labels: Brian Laws, England, English Premiership, exercises in futility, Manchester City, sheffield wednesday, Sven-Goran Eriksson, The Championship
Posted by Chrissy at 2:48 PM 0 comments
Labels: Colin Bell, England, Legends, Man City, Manchester City
. Long time readers will remember, how my Gary Neville magnet sent to me by my favorite scouser went missing. Well some 3 months after noticing it was missing, I have located the magnent!!! Something dropped behind a cabinent today and I moved the cabinent and lo and behold: Professor Neville is back in his rightful spot in time for the Euro Qualifier this afternoon.
See the updated picture to the right. There is a lot more shit on my cabinent there than what used to be.
Posted by Chrissy at 12:23 PM 0 comments
Labels: magnetgate, who the fuck are man united
"Liverpool Fans are the Worst in Europe"
UEFA President Michel Platini stated, "As was reported in the fine English newspaper The Sun, [Liverpool supporters] pee on cops and they loot the dead. We do not need these sort of hooligans at our matches!"
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grandmom died. oh, she's not dead? I meant the other one. Oh, she's
alive too? it was my lying manipulative girlfriend. she had a
miscarriage. sry.
It reminds you that so many of these people are basically kids with more money than sense. And thickos too.