Keepy Ups

Posted by Chrissy at 9:41 AM 2 comments    

Labels: Dimitar Berbatov, Joey Barton, Scousers, Spurs, Things that make me laugh, who the fuck are man united

. Long time readers will remember, how my Gary Neville magnet sent to me by my favorite scouser went missing. Well some 3 months after noticing it was missing, I have located the magnent!!! Something dropped behind a cabinent today and I moved the cabinent and lo and behold: Professor Neville is back in his rightful spot in time for the Euro Qualifier this afternoon.

See the updated picture to the right. There is a lot more shit on my cabinent there than what used to be.

Posted by Chrissy at 12:23 PM 0 comments    

Labels: magnetgate, who the fuck are man united

Posted by Chrissy at 9:27 PM 0 comments    

Labels: England, English Premiership, Manchester City, Manchester Derby, who the fuck are man united

Posted by Chrissy at 9:14 PM 0 comments    

Labels: England, English Premiership, Manchester City, Manchester Derby, who the fuck are man united

One fateful weekend last year the Footie Geeza and I went to the pub to watch City play Sunderland. That day we met three crazy Norwegians. Norwegians are as insane irl as they are online. It's great fun. Anyway, since that day, we've both been following IK Start from Kristanstaad, who we were assured by our new Norveeegian friends are the best team in all of Europe.

The upcoming Norwegian league starts this Monday and they play a 26 game season. All of Scandinavia has a fucked up schedule because of all the fucking ice and blonde ladies. That's why the Patron Saint of Glasgow was able to play for Manchester United before returning to Sweden (will have to post funny Favorite Swede story later today).

Anyway, the Geeza wanted me to make some predictions on the norveeegian league. Last year, Hamar Kam and Molde FK were relegated to the second division, and Stromsgodset and Aalesund were promoted to the top flight. Onto the predictions...

1) Rosenborg
2) Lillestrom
3) Brann Bergen
4) Valerengen
5) Viking Stavanger
6) IK Start
7) Stabaek
8) Lyn SFK
9) Stromsgodset
10) Tromso
11) Fredrikstad
12) Odd Grenland
13) Sandefjord
14) Aalesund

Posted by Chrissy at 11:00 AM 0 comments    

Labels: Celtic, Henrik Larsson, IK Start, Norway, Norwegian Tippeligaen, Sweden, who the fuck are man united

Neville magnet still missing. I've cleaned out my desk and everything--wondering if maybe I might have taken it off after the Manc Derby and forgot about it.

Why couldn't they have stolen my Cashley Cole McDonald's England shirt from the World Cup. Some people have no class!!!

Suggestions for replacements to my Neville Magnet?

Anyone want to send me a magnent with Ronaldo in a Portugal shirt?

Posted by Chrissy at 9:40 AM 0 comments    

Labels: magnetgate, who the fuck are man united

Quarter-final draw
AC Milan v Bayern Munich
PSV Eindhoven v Liverpool
Roma v Manchester United
Chelsea v Valencia

First legs: April 3-4; second legs: April 10-11

Semi-final draw
Chelsea/Valencia v PSV/Liverpool
Roma/Manchester United v AC Milan/Bayern Munich

First legs: April 24-25; second legs: May 1-2. Final: May 23 (Athens)

Well, There's Liverpool in Athens. Maybe Versus United?


Oh btw, even though I didn't do as brilliantly in the first knockout as I've done in the group stage.. my fantasy champion's league team is still kick ass.

Posted by Chrissy at 1:15 PM 0 comments    

Labels: Champions League, fantasy team, Liverpool FC, who the fuck are man united

Oasis is on VH1 Classic Right now. I have no time for Oasis--as musicians or people. But I do have time for them as football fans. This reminds me of a post that I posted in my regular blog which I'll repeat here.

Another post combining two of my favorite things… well three
Those being:
1) Footie
2) Music (Specifically New Order and Joy Division)
3) Causing trouble.

I was sent this email today from 1999 in which world renouned cnut Noel Gallagher caused some trouble at an awards ceremony.

LOADED?

I was fortunate to be at the Loaded Awards on Monday. Star attraction was Mr Noel Gallagher who picked up three awards. He dedicated the first to famed producer and City fan Rob Gretton who passed away last week. Later when Johnny Vaughan was reading out the footballer of the century, Noel shouted out “Andy Morrison!” before it was announced it was in fact George Best. Noel then proceeded to shout “Red Scum” as Best got his award, but he did take part in the standing ovation. There were also a few shouts of “Come on Wigan!” directed at Noel from the Charlatans’ table.

Posted by Chrissy at 9:17 AM 0 comments    

Labels: lulz, Man City, music, who the fuck are man united

Last night while I was becoming "amorous while intoxicated" with my beau, I apparently accused him of being a Manchester United supporter (He's LFC BTW), ranted some shit about Wembley Stadium not being finished and did not allow our relations to continue.

This is because I rock.

Posted by Chrissy at 8:40 PM 1 comments    

Labels: personal, sex, who the fuck are man united