To let you know I'm alive (I started a new job been busy) and to say THIS is unadulterated bullshit.
If Dida were English or played for an English side Uefa would have decapitated him already and paraded his head around Europe.
It's crap.
Second half, Emile Heskey is in the box by himself with a great chance to set up something fantastic. Sends the ball via a cheeky back heal to--a russian defender. English kid two stools down from me "Aww bless. He does try though"
Second half again, some mystery black guy scores for England making it three - nil. Everyone including myself and the aforementioned English kid get up and cheer. Camera zooms in on mystery black guy's face.
English kid and me: "OH FUCK". Then we look at each other and give high fives.
The goal scorer? Rio fucking Ferdinand.
English kid: "Well at least we'll get another series of Rio's world cup wind ups"
Ireland lost and there was some WELL DODGY sending off. Noirn lost on an own goal. SCOTLAND BEAT THE CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS Norway drew. My 2nd favorite Norwegian scored the equalising goal (well early in the 1st half mind) of his rocket of a left foot.
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SVEN CAN MAKE `BIG IMPACT` - LAMPARD
Frank Lampard believes Sven-Goran Eriksson will be under pressure to succeed at Manchester City but backed him to make a "big impact".
DeMarcus Beasley signed for Rangers.
Jesus Christ Man City were fucking retarded to let him go.
I’ve actually allowed myself to be trolled by a Sheffield Wednesday supporter, with the comment “Can we take a tour of the trophy room (Man City’s)? It won’t take long”, and counted down the list of top honors between the two clubs, since 1900. (Only top honors, because we all know that Manchester City have won the most Championship (nee Second Division) championships of any club–still beating Sunderland those mackem cnuts! )
Needless to say this was a pathetic exercise as well as an exercise in humility. I had no idea Sheff. Wed. won the league so many times. Mind you, they’ve not done it since 1930s but whatever.
WELL AT LEAST AN EASTLANDS’ STADIUM TOUR DOESN’T INVOLVE RENTING SCUBA GEAR
. Long time readers will remember, how my Gary Neville magnet sent to me by my favorite scouser went missing. Well some 3 months after noticing it was missing, I have located the magnent!!! Something dropped behind a cabinent today and I moved the cabinent and lo and behold: Professor Neville is back in his rightful spot in time for the Euro Qualifier this afternoon.
See the updated picture to the right. There is a lot more shit on my cabinent there than what used to be.
"Liverpool Fans are the Worst in Europe"
UEFA President Michel Platini stated, "As was reported in the fine English newspaper The Sun, [Liverpool supporters] pee on cops and they loot the dead. We do not need these sort of hooligans at our matches!"
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in light of the fact that my heritage is 50% of the italian descent FootieGeeza (who did not blog while I was sick btw) is disowning me.
Your hostess is as sick as a dog. I'm turning over to FootieGeeza for a couple of days as I'm sure he has loads to say about Norway and Liverpool playing in some minority interest cup match on Wednesday.
Seriously, R.I.P. me, plz send mint aero bars from Engerland ASAP.
Oh he (FootieGeeza) just told me that I should write about how I met a IK Start supporter while paying wayyy too much money to go out (25 bucks, but at least I got a full brekkie out of it at no extra charge) and watch the most boring FA CUP final in history. The Start supporter was funny--he was amazed that someone here knew his team let alone followed it. That's about it not much to tell. Except that I should supposedly go to Oslo in October for the Norveeegian Cup final.
grandmom died. oh, she's not dead? I meant the other one. Oh, she's
alive too? it was my lying manipulative girlfriend. she had a
miscarriage. sry.
It reminds you that so many of these people are basically kids with more money than sense. And thickos too.