06 June 2007

Gary Neville has been found!

. Long time readers will remember, how my Gary Neville magnet sent to me by my favorite scouser went missing. Well some 3 months after noticing it was missing, I have located the magnent!!! Something dropped behind a cabinent today and I moved the cabinent and lo and behold: Professor Neville is back in his rightful spot in time for the Euro Qualifier this afternoon.

See the updated picture to the right. There is a lot more shit on my cabinent there than what used to be.

04 June 2007

"Liverpool Fans are the Worst in Europe"

"Liverpool Fans are the Worst in Europe"

UEFA President Michel Platini stated, "As was reported in the fine English newspaper The Sun, [Liverpool supporters] pee on cops and they loot the dead. We do not need these sort of hooligans at our matches!"

31 May 2007

City Away kit





Same shirt as the home kit I hate so much. BUT I love the Purple and I will definitely be buying this!



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24 May 2007

fucking scousers

in light of the fact that my heritage is 50% of the italian descent FootieGeeza (who did not blog while I was sick btw) is disowning me.

21 May 2007

ugh

Your hostess is as sick as a dog. I'm turning over to FootieGeeza for a couple of days as I'm sure he has loads to say about Norway and Liverpool playing in some minority interest cup match on Wednesday.

Seriously, R.I.P. me, plz send mint aero bars from Engerland ASAP.


Oh he (FootieGeeza) just told me that I should write about how I met a IK Start supporter while paying wayyy too much money to go out (25 bucks, but at least I got a full brekkie out of it at no extra charge) and watch the most boring FA CUP final in history. The Start supporter was funny--he was amazed that someone here knew his team let alone followed it. That's about it not much to tell. Except that I should supposedly go to Oslo in October for the Norveeegian Cup final.

18 May 2007

The Red Half of Mersey Breathes a Collective Sigh of Relief

Liverpool winger Bolo Zenden is facing a race against time to be fit for the Champions League final after picking up an ankle injury in training this week.


in time for Harry Kewell! hopefully he doesn't break a nail before Wednesday!

17 May 2007

Sir Joey, wtf is wrong with you?

Appearently Joey Barton is looking to moving to Europe with supposedly Roma and Athletico Madrid among other European powerhouses looking at him.

According to the Sun, the idea of heading overseas appeals to Barton
because it would take him away from the media microscope and potentially help
him to resurrect his international career Sources close to the player claim he has been inspired by Bayern Munich midfielder Owen Hargreaves as an example of how playing in Europe is not a hindrance to getting into England boss Steve McClaren's plans.


Right.
So, Number of current England Squad currently playing in Europe: 1.
Number of current England Squad currently playing in England: 22
Number of current England Squad who are currently shit: 22

Joe--might want to rethink your strategy.

16 May 2007

HELP!!!!

Footiebird stopped out at FootieGeeza's last night and had to use a Liverpool FC towel to dry off after a shower.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 May 2007

Some FA Cup Factoids!

I got "hip" to ChickenDinner when Who Ate All the Pies gave them a name check a couple months back. I'm not a betting person, but their daily wager email has a broad appeal, is almost always interesting, and hillarious. Today's featured the following about the FA Cup:

* Old wounds alert: This match is a repeat of the 1994 final in which United won 4-0, a game best remembered for David Elleray awarding two soft penalties against the Londoners. How many iffy penalties has Steve Bennett got in him?

* Only twice before have the top two met in the FA Cup Final. In 1913, runners-up Aston Villa exacted revenge on Sunderland. In 1986, Liverpool did the double and in both competitions Everton were runners-up.

* On ten occasions, the runners-up have won the FA Cup, and in all but one of those finals they scored first. The exception was Blackpool taking the lead against Manchester United in 1948. On a further eight occasions, the runners-up in the league have also finished runner-up in the cup.

* The league champions have competed in the FA Cup Final on fifteen occasions and won ten, including their last five appearances.

* United have won three doubles (1994,1996 and 1999) and been denied just once, by Aston Villa a spooky fifty years ago.

* chickendinner superfact: Only twice in the past hundred years has the top scorer in the league netted in the FA Cup Final. Gary Lineker scored for Everton in 1986 and Clive Allen did the same for Spurs a year later. Both were the first goals of the game and both men ended up on the losing team.

* A British manager has only beaten Johnny Foreigner once in FA Cup finals - that was Sir Alex Ferguson himself, dispatching Ruud Gullit's Newcastle on the way to a treble in 1999.

* In the last twenty years, nine PFA Players of the Year have played in the final. Only one has lost: John Barnes in 1988.

* John Terry becomes the sixth post-war England captain to lead a team out in an FA Cup Final. Alan Shearer was the last man to do so, and ominously, his team lost 2-0 to Manchester United.

* The South currently lead the North 13-11 in North-South Wembley clashes. (ed Because I'm a northern burd at heart does that mean I have to chear on scum??)

* chickendinner superfact: Drogba has never scored against United, Ronaldo has never scored against Chelsea.

* Chelsea and United have met ten times in FA Cup games. Chelsea have only won once and that was back in 1950. Chelsea have only scored in four of those matches.

* In all cup competitions, United have scored 26 goals in matches between them, compared to Chelsea's 13.



The superfacts are really friggin interesting but the rest are cool, as well. This is great fucking pub talk!

14 May 2007

My thoughts on Psycho getting slashed

I just got in from work (it's 9 pm my time). I don't have the energy to go into psycho getting sacked. I will however, post my letters to football365 that I sent this morning. Let's hope they get in the mailbag tomorrow.

I'm not going to say that Psycho didn't make some bad choices.
(Signing Mpenza, Ball, and Beasley was friggin inspired though). But
they were by the fact that Wardle didn't give enough of a fuck to give
Psycho the transfer kitty he needed to make good buys. Give him crap
money, you get gambles and crap players. Morientes scored 5 goals for
Liverpool last year, just one more than our useless greek striker, and
Rafa had the existing Talent and more money than Psycho did to make it
work.

If you look at the transfer windows for the teams in the premiership
at the beginning of this season, over the last 2 years, city turned
the biggest profit.
WHAT? This is not time to make profit! Fuck off.

Big Sam supposedly wants to come to City, but that's not going to
happen without transfer Money. Jewell's resignation does point to him
coming to the Blues, but it's going to be the same shit different
manager unless we get new owners.

City should buck the trend and have our new owner be *gasp* English.
(Oh ok British and Irish are ok too). Ranson needs to do a Glazer
like hostile take over. I do not trust that Thai baby killer. Ranson
will stick with City and not get bored if we're not top 4 in a year.
Out of 20 teams in the League-they can't all finish top 4. We need an
owner who understands that and I don't think Asian and North American
owners do...

HAHA Can you imagine City being in the top 4?!?! Jesus...

*real name* CTID



Actually what's worse than finishing 14th with 2 less points than last
year and losing our Manager etc etc is the new FUCKING HIDEOUS kits
that Citeh launched today.

I wonder if they fired psycho today to distract everyone from the
worst kits in premier league history.

Seriously, check them out at the club website. They suck Le Coq (Sportif)

*real name* CTID (still buying a shirt though because they are so
ugly I need that bit of history)

Cliche, but kinda true---non-premiership football is more fun to watch!

I really enjoyed the Oldham, Blackpool playoff match yesterday. 1) It's not often you get to see the not-as-mighty-as-man-city-but-still-mighty Latics on television in the US so I took advantage and 2) Boundary park gets me nostalgic.

The pitch was shit, and I wonder why they didn't move the fixture to CoMS or even friggin Rochdale or another venue without a reputation for puddling lakes in midfield.

I'm not going to pretend that's the reason Oldham lost, in fact, the reason Oldham scored at all was because of a spot kick that was justifiably awarded, but the foul wouldn't have happened if there weren't mud and rain anywhere. It's hard to believe the pitch was suitable for top flight football not even 20 years ago. Though, standards were different back then.

Anyway, Blackpool have been the most onform side in the whole of the football league going into this match, so it's no wonder they played well.

Yesterday's result does not bode well for my dream of Paul Scholes being the man to bring Oldham back to the Premiership though.

Think about it, if they get promoted this year, and the ginga ninja is just around retiring age, and he's said before he'd love to retire on Oldham if he could.... how fucking fitting/awesome would that be? Their most famous supporter bringing them to top flight football, promptly to get relegated... or oooh wait wait. Maybe if they don't get to the championship while he's still playing he can manage them and lead them back up!!! Playing would be too awesome though. Especially since there's never been a "NorthEast" Manc Derby; since City have been top flight since they moved to Bradford/Eastlands and Oldham have...well not. The Rochdale Road Derby lol!

Big dreams for a little girl--it won't happen.

Footiebird wants to point out the fact that she may be the only City supporter with a softspot in her heart for Oldham. It's not cool or authentic to have second teams but if I were to have a second team and be "uncool" that second team would be Oldham.

oh, you're having an effin laugh

The new Man City Homekit was launched today. Going back to Le Coq Sportif, because you know Reebok and Adidas and other companies that are actually heard of outside of western europe were just too *serious* for a club heading to get their record 8th 2nd tier championship in 2 years time. And what the hell happens to Reebok City? Fucking Wardle and his ever growing pile of debt! ok... breathe....

At least it's not puma with fucking cats on the shoulder and the front. It makes room for that huge badge to be right in the center!!!

I wasn't a fan of white sleeves but this shit just isn't pleasing to the eye.



On Micah Richard's large shoulders on the mcfc website the long sleeve shrit looks a big like a sweatshirt and the collar looks as if there's a hood in the back.



But I mean...look at it. It's a training shirt!! Badge is much too big in the center. Fuck off, it should be on the left side! The thomascook .com is off center. If someone wants to book a holiday, do they need to be told to go to the website? If they have half a brain they'll google it. Or use expedia :P The pinstripes only on the front bit is annoying as fuck.

I mentioned the colar above. it just looks like nothing fits very well.

Ugly ugly ugly.

I will be buying one however, because it's so fucking ugly. So I guess they've achieved their purpose.

Can't wait to see the away shirt. Fake sixpack?!!?

13 May 2007

footiebird flies the coop?

This failed experiment in blogging about football will have to pick up next year I suppose--I'm not blogging much in my personal blog either.

There will be a shit load to write about when my beloved Manchester City get relegated next year.

04 May 2007

Fantastic Letter from F365 Mailbag

Not Much Hope For Citeh...

Just a quick letter on the Derby tomorrow;



We haven't scored at home since New Year's day.



Our best attacking player is our right back...and he's out injured.



Our second-best player and has got himself suspended for fighting his own team mate...and he's out top scorer with 5 goals!



We have one of the most fearer, hardest players of his generation as our manager yet his team plays like frightened rabbits caught in the headlights.



We've scored 10 goals at home all season.



Our expensive, highly paid 5 strikers added together have scored less goals than United's right midfielder.



Take away Richard Dunne and we have no pride or passion.



We genuinely have no tactics (honest, we really haven't).



We are poor (in every sense of the word).



But you know what, I love being a blue! Come on City...we'll probably get hammered but come on wouldn't the look on Ferguson's face be priceless if we get something from it.

Gavin "just like the fans of the invisible man, we're not really here" MCFC



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DERBY DAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!


Hark now hear


The City sing


United ran away


And we will fight for ever more


Because of Derby day




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29 April 2007

BOING!!!!

And so the Championship promotion race just got a bit less interesting as two sides relegated last year have been promoted.









I really do want to see Keano in the Premiership.  Not because I like him (hello! he's a thug) but because of the lulz that will ensue!



Last week, Watford was relegated back down. 





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WHOA!!!

Remember when I said even though I really am a staunch Psycho supporter and anti City board, if Big Sam were to come to City I'd quickly change my tune?



Well, Sam Allardyce just resigned from Bolton.   Unfortunately, it's probably BUNGS because why else would you resign at this point in the season?  I would not be any more a fan of City's Board if they fired Psycho before the Derby. 



Something weird is going on here....



Hey are you guys on twitter?  It's a kinda flow of conscious blogging when you feel like it service--limit of 150 characters or something.  The way my REAL blog/lj used to be.  When people on your friends list update you get a short text message or an IM.  Anyway, I got this story from Danny from Bitter and Blue's twitter.  On my friend's list for 30 minutes and already paying off!





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28 April 2007

Why isn't Benni McCarthy getting his props?

Barclays Premiership Top Scorers
 
Team
TOT
Drogba Chelsea 19
Ronaldo Man Utd 16
McCarthy Blackburn 15
Rooney Man Utd 14
Bent Charlton 12
Doyle Reading 12
Kuyt Liverpool 12
Yakubu Middlesbro' 12
Anelka Bolton 11
Johnson Everton 11
Lampard Chelsea 11
Martins Newcastle 11
Van Persie Arsenal 11
Viduka Middlesbro' 11
Zamora West Ham 11




The only thing that will make up for the fact that United are going to win the League at CoMS is if Benni McCarthy passed Ronaldo in scoring this year :P





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13 April 2007

I know that most of you all are back in blighty but...

A little group I'm a part of got a write up in the Philadelphia Weekly,

Sons of Ben Tailgate Party

Sat., April 14, 4 pm. Free. Wachovia Spectrum, 3601 S. Broad St. 215.389.9543. www.myspace.com/sonsofben

Who are the most phanatical Philly sports fans? How about a bunch of relentlessly yelling, chanting and singing sons-of-bitches so hardcore the team they support doesn’t even exist? The Sons of Ben are Philly soccer fanatics with a flag, shirts, scarves, chants and a self-penned song sheet, but no major-league soccer team to support—yet. And they make more noise than all the rest of Philly’s fans put together. Tired of bland, corporate, spoon-fed, Disneyfied McFandom? So are the Sons of Ben. Join them for burgers and beer in the Wachovia parking lot, and then head to the arena proper for a jolly sing-along designed to both intimidate and amuse. At the last Kixx game the approximately 30-strong SOB attended, they were drowned out only once—by 4,000 Girl Scouts shrieking the theme from SpongeBob SquarePants. One day soon Philadelphia will once again be a major soccer city. We’ve already got the fans. Now where’s our goddamn team? (Steven Wells)

09 April 2007

Norway represented on ESPN

John Arne Riise's goal against PSV was shown as the 9th best highlight of the week on ESPN's SportsCenter. Of course the announcers badly butchered the pronunciation of his name, calling him both "John Arn-ee Reese" and "John Arn Reese."

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