Showing posts with label Steven Gerrard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Gerrard. Show all posts

05 April 2007

In which our Footie Bird admits a horrible secret

Can I be more thrilled that Liverpool are the only club even relatively safe for advancing in the Champions League?? hah I'd be more thrilled if it were the Mighty City that's for sure..but omg. I have a soft spot for Liverpool. It could be because the Footie Geeza is a supporter. It could be because I dream of a very dirty midfield threesome between Steven Gerrard, Xabi Alonso, and myself. It's likely because Liverpool supporters hate Manchester United as much as I do--and not because they are neutral ABUs, though the second reason does weigh heavily. Sadly, I didn't get a chance to watch any of the matches this week because of work commitments.

Only two of the matches will be that interesting next week. I think that Milan and Roma might have the hardest trek ahead of them of all the teams (not including PSV lol 3 away goals). Both for the same reason: They are going into really tough stadiums to score against, and they must score and win. Even without the Ginja Ninja(the man to bring Oldham Athletic back to the Premiership), United are going to score at least once at OT, and it's going to be very difficult for Roma to score at all. If Roma can hold United to 1 goal and score they'd advance which gives them an easier time (slightly) than AC Milan

Basically, Milan have to win. A 1-1 draw does them no good (it'd give Bayren winning on AG) and it's going to be really fucking hard for them to score 2 goals in Munich. Also the fact that this is going to be a super high scoring match with Milan on the bitch end, isn't going to help either.

Valencia are going to advance--Chelsea are not going to get the quadrupile (haha), the treble (lollll), or anything else. (Up the Rovers for the FA Cup)

Predictions:

Man United 2 - 1 Roma
Bayren Munich 3 - 1 AC Milan
Chelsea 0 - 1 Valencia
LFC Reserves 15 - 0 PSV (sorry I mean 1-0 Liverpool will sleep)

11 February 2007

Poor Ol' Boring "Good Scouser" Kevin Nolan

Bolton midfielder Kevin Nolan admits to being increasingly frustrated at being overlooked by England boss Steve McClaren.

No, I'm sorry.

My title for this post makes me seem unsympathetic to his situation. Seriously though, where is Nolan's call up? He should have been there above Barton I think. I'm not sure if whining about it in the press, and writing the world's most boring column is going to help your case tho, Kev. Though, I guess the column can't hurt it exactly. Hell having someone as dull as dishwater might be attractive after Joey "I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick" Barton.

At least he did score today!

To his credit, Kevin Nolan was the subject of my favorite quote from all of last year courtesy of Steven Gerrard, MBE:

It was a complete accident - he fell into me. I am mates with Kevin Nolan. He’s a good Scouser so why would I ever try to deliberately go out and hurt him?


I can not find any youtube footage of Gerro's stomp. Technology fails me again. It is here that I resist making a joke about how that stomp must have killed Nolan, as the only good Scouser is a dead one or something like that. It's dull and I'm PC-like, me!

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09 February 2007

wow...

There are many reasons to love Joey Barton.

  1. He's Northern
  2. He has a strong record of run ins with Evertonians (a somewhat complicated situation being Blue himself)
  3. He's got a tight little butt (see above)
  4. He's finally growing up a bit
  5. and the below
"It's alright, I'm not going to steal your breakfast you fat prick" - What one of the England players mentioned above (Barton) reportedly said to a certain tubby midfielder who, less forgiving than Steven Gerrard, moved tables at breakfast to avoid him


It's fucking ART!

from F365 via LJ

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