01 November 2009

NaNoBloMo--Milk

In the 2984985th attempt to revive this blog I will post that I met someone from Accrington last night and recreate this commercial, unlike previous times.

30 March 2009

hahah

I'm an idiot and I let my domain expire and someone bought it up.

14 March 2009

THE TITLE RACE IS BACK ON!! Man Utd 1- 4 Liverpool !!@#@#~@#$

Sky Sports | Football News | Match Report | Man Utd v Liverpool - 14th March 2009



Holy God.  I am more than a strong Liverpool sympathizer, as regular readers (that are still around) will know.  How exciting is this result?  Even for the neutrals!  It puts the title race back on~!


10 February 2009

My football schadenfreude is kicking in

Liverpool's Andriy Voronin linked with Anfield return to replace Robbie Keane - Telegraph
Ukrainian striker Andriy Voronin has said he could make an early return to Liverpool following the sudden departure of Robbie Keane to Tottenham.




29 January 2009

14 Million Pound Waste of Space

Amateur golfer, karaoke ethusiast, and world renowned diplomat, Craig Bellamy scored for Manchester City on his debut yesterday.



To me, this is the most hilarious thing ever. I wonder if he'll stay with City after we get relegated

04 January 2009

Happy New Year!

Everyone who knows me knows that I love the FA Cup. I'm not going to go on about how sad it is big clubs field softer sides for Cup ties because it's been done ad nauseam. All of the stupid nonsense on the television about Giant Killing and "everyone turns up for the Cup" is the kind of shit I eat up and love about it.

I was watching Soccer Saturday (which I LOVE during the FA Cup), and Stelling's reaction to Hartlepool going 2-0 up over Stoke was classic. Forest's 3-0 thrashing of City, while personally upsetting, is exactly what makes the FA Cup fantastic to watch.

I am just glad there are more matches on television here now. You don't get many opportunities to watch Gillingham in the US.

09 October 2008

Setanta Sports on Comcast

If you want Setanta Sports added to comcast this is how you do it:

How To Get Setanta Sports On Comcast Cable | EPL Talk

I just spoke with a source inside Comcast Cable who confirmed that their head office in Philadelphia has signed a contract with Setanta Sports so that local Comcast Cable companies have the green light to add the (station).

*snip*

To find the contact information for your local Comcast Cable provider, visit the Cable Provider Locator tool and enter your zip code. The locator tool also includes pre-written e-mails to send to your local provider.


So go and do that already.

24 September 2008

anti - soccerball commercial that's been making the rounds



eh, it just seems silly to portray soccer fans as white ass geeks that 95% of them are, when these white ass geeks are the only ones with money to buy your shitty tv.

Also, Nascar is stupid and Payton Manning sucks.

23 September 2008

David Beckham continues his campaign of terror against American children.

On Sesame Street.



via the offside

17 September 2008

Excuse me while I clean up my spat out water

My information is that Hackett told Mark Halsey to rescind the red card [of John Terry] and he would not do it. Now I understand that Halsey is being made to referee in the Second Division this weekend. I just don’t understand how this could have happened. If it had been a Manchester United player, Hackett would never have done this for us.” - Sir Alex Ferguson.


While we and Pedro Mendes know that is not true, this was a crazy tackle:



It kind of reminds me of this with it's use of Rugby in football

10 July 2008

The funniest thing I've seen on google reader in ages



For those curious, the article is here for your reading pleasure.

12 June 2008

fantastic quote from the Fiver

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Wait, wait, can I just ask one more question, I've just taken a five-and-a-half-hour train journey to get here?" - Sky Sports News reporter Gary Cotterril bursts into this afternoon's Dutch press conference just as it is ending.
"Edwin [van der Sar], do you think it would be a bad move for Cristiano Ronaldo to leave Manchester United?" - Sky Sports News reporter Gary Cotterril is allowed to ask his question.
"I'm only here to talk about the Dutch team. Sorry about your journey" - Van der Sar's response.


If you're not subsribed sort that out quickly, here

11 June 2008

Cantona to Man United??

the Guardian has some odd rumour today about how Eric Cantona is looking to replace Fergie as manager of Man United

While I hated him as a player, he's one strange mutha fucka, and I really hope this is true. This would bring the lulz for years to come.

10 June 2008

Euro 2008 -hit and run

My fantasy team has too many italians and french on it to have done that well this round.

will write a full post tonight after the matches

23 May 2008

Manchester United Champions of Europe

I'll echo everyone around the footie blogosphere who say that Manchester United has been the best team in Europe this year and do deserve to win it.

I also thought though, being a City supporter, that I'd share this random thought I had while walking to work this morning.

Manchester United have won the European Cup as many times as Nottingham Forest

17 May 2008

201st Post

Congratulations to Pompey and Cardiff City for doing what Man United, Arsenal and Chelsea couldn't do over the past couple of years, spare us from more than 90 minutes of boring ass football.


I'm not in the mood to write about Man City's bullshit right now, but at least we're in Europe next year.

28 April 2008

Well, I suppose that's true. (Funny pictures)



This is from Matt S. who for some reason was watching this horrendous MLS bullshit. Never let it be said that Fox doesn't love America

23 April 2008

A Football Haiku By Matt S

Intertoto Cup
Is needlessly confusing
Eleven winners


Perhaps needless to say. Matt is a Man City Supporter

Does anyone else have any Footballing Haiku's to contribute??? Leave a comment!

Wow..



I love watching Sky for these kinds of things

22 April 2008

More Liverpool LULZ from Ahead of the Game

HICKS WARNED TO STAY AWAY
Merseyside Police have advised the Liverpool co-owner to avoid tonight's Champions League semi-final first leg against Chelsea because of fears for his safety. "Advice was given to the club based on a standard ongoing risk assessment," a police spokeswoman said. "The safety of all those attending has been considered." The club still expect Hicks to attend. Well, he'd be mad to miss a European Cup tie at Anfield.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/european_football/article3797374.ece


I like the Fiver so much more but Ahead of the Game aka The Fourer comes out first!

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