Offside rule for women and World Cup
Hey guys! Earlier today there was controversy about why a Mexican goal was called Offside when there was a defender on the line. It didn't help that the commentators on the US broadcast were saying it's the wrong call. On my twitter, before I saw the replay, I didn't understand either. The goalkeeper was in front of play btw.
Anyway, here's a joke that actually does explain the offside rule well despite its horrible misogyny.
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!
BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
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